London Bull**** tour
On The Steps Of St Pauls Cathedral
1 miles from London centre
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Looking for a step up from the traditional comedy night? Well, this hilarious tour has been listed on Time Out London’s ‘Top 101 things to do’, for the last 4 years, which says a lot. Using improvised comedy, and a very open relationship with the truth, your tour guide provides an alternate version of the city; one “that could have happened if Monty Python had been elected Queen”. Its a must do for groups looking for a good time. Please note, we accept no responsibility for any trust issues caused.
Ready to work up a sweat? This X-rated walking tour starts on Cock Lane and takes you on a naughty journey through London’s sexual history. Meet Colonel Condom and visit the crime scene of a very unusual theft. You’ll discover ancient sex toys, learn filthy stories from your guide of unusual erotica and even early bondage mishaps. There may even be some sexy challenges along the way before finishing with a glass of prosecco.
For lovers of beer looking to experience traditional London boozers, this tour is for you. Escape the beaten track and uncover unique and historical pubs that you never would have found on your own. Your friendly and knowledgeable guide will keep you in high spirits as you hop from grand banking halls to backstreet boozers, discovering the city’s fascinating hidden secrets along the way.
Explore the streets of London from a properly unique perspective with Vas Blackwood, an actor from Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels. He'll take you around the capital and share true stories, like how Ronnie Kray killed George Cornell. Plus, you'll get to hear loads of great anecdotes from the filming of the iconic film.
Have your pint and earn it too, with this chilled out running tour across London’s East End. You’ll run through the undisputed craft-beer capital of the UK, on an 8km adventure with plenty of rewards along the way. Experience an endorphin release like no other, as your runner’s high meets the happy flutter of sipping the perfect pint. Your group will pick the pace, stopping off at key craft-beer locations, sampling brews, and learning about the drink’s history and production process. After working up a proper thirst, you’ll finish with a pint at one of London’s best breweries.
Enter the wizarding world of Harry Potter for a magical tour of London’s filming locations. Walk in the footsteps of Harry, Ron and Hermione as you get an up-close look at iconic locations like the visitors’ entrance to the Ministry of Magic and the Leaky Cauldron. You may still be waiting for your letter from Hogwarts, but now’s your chance to show off your Potter knowledge. Mischief managed.
See London through a different lens with this unique tour of the city. Led by a professional rom-com connoisseur, you’ll visit iconic moments from cinema’s sweetest genre. From Mark Darcy and Daniel Cleaver roughhousing in the street, to Andrew Lincoln’s questionable confession of cue-card love to Keira Knightley; this is the perfect tour for anyone wanting to relive the moments that made us laugh, cry, and feel all fuzzy deep down inside. You’ll even watch DVD clips at different key locations; helping remind you of the dialogue, should you want to reenact them (fountain fight scene not advised).
Discover the true taste of Mayfair as you explore the streets of W1. Marvel at spectacular hotels, look out for the biggest mansions lining the street and of course, keep your eyes peeled for the odd famous face. When it comes to this slice of the West End, good things do come in small packages.
This musically instructed adventure aims to have your funky moves on display and your pop star voices serenading the people of the city. Hi-tech headsets will fill your body with beats, theme songs and your favourite hits across the decades. As your inhibitions evaporate and laughter takes over, you will be part of the best all dance, all singing walking tour in town. You'll groove down the historic streets, passing famous landmarks, performers and the public - looking on in awe and jealousy. Is it a flash mob? Is it a silent disco? No, it's you and your fellow disco-ers on a silent adventure.
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