Dwarfs For Stag Weekends

Experience Newcastle’s nightlife like never before with the Geordie Crawl – built for unforgettable stag parties.

Kick things off with one hilarious hour with our handcuffed dwarf entertainer, bringing outrageous antics and plenty of laughs to get the stag and the lads in the party spirit.

Then hit the Toon’s nightlife as we take you on a VIP bar crawl to 4–5 of Newcastle’s best bars, finishing in a top nightclub. Along the way you’ll enjoy queue jumps, exclusive drink deals, and prizes, all hosted by our legendary Geordie guides who keep the banter flowing all night.

Expect big laughs, great bars, and a proper wild stag night out in Newcastle.

Get ready to celebrate in true Geordie style – a night out your crew will never forget!

Our little guys and girls have a cracking sense of humour and are ready to make your celebrations unforgettable. They’re happy to dress up in a variety of outfits they already have, or one you’ve prepared for them. Expect plenty of laughs as they mingle with the group, set up cheeky dares and forfeits, and even cuff themselves to the stag for some added fun. Performers can be male or female depending on availability.

Looking for the ultimate way to stitch up the stag and ensure plenty of laughs? The Handcuff Dwarf experience is a hilarious and memorable addition to your stag do. For 30 mins the stag will be handcuffed to a cheeky, fun-loving dwarf who’s guaranteed to keep him on his toes. Whether you're out on a bar crawl or hitting the town for a wild night, this activity is the perfect mix of playful mischief and great banter.

Get ready to give the stag a proper laugh at his own expense. He’ll be handcuffed to a dwarf for a full hour, meaning wherever he goes, his new sidekick goes too. Whether you're heading to the pub, wandering through town, or taking part in other activities, he'll have no choice but to embrace the attention.

The dwarf will be there to keep the banter flowing, draw plenty of laughs from the group, and ensure the stag remains the centre of attention throughout. It's a light-hearted, memorable prank that guarantees plenty of photo opportunities and stories that'll be talked about long after the stag weekend is over.

Prepare the group for an hour of complete chaos with a fast-paced entertainment experience hosted by a larger-than-life performer who knows exactly how to keep the laughs coming. With themed costumes to match your party vibe, interactive games, and nonstop banter, this is all about roasting the group, embarrassing volunteers, and turning the energy levels up from the very start.

Whether it’s at your accommodation or a selected Lisbon bar, expect hilarious challenges, ridiculous photo opportunities, and the sort of unpredictable moments that become instant stag or hen weekend legends. Just make sure the fridge is stocked beforehand, because once the games begin, everyone suddenly becomes a lot braver with a drink in hand.