James Serpell
Tue 16 Aug 2022
Not that great
After putting on a pair of vision-altering goggles, you’ll lose all sense of direction, depth perception and the ability to perform seemingly simple tasks, such as running in a straight line or kicking a ball. You’ll then take on a series of football-related challenges, such as dribbling through cones and penalty shootouts, before lining up for a hilarious small-sided match against your equally inept opponents.
One of two well-equipped football centres in Edinburgh, the Portobello branch features eight state-of-the-art outdoor pitches, each fitted with the latest 5G rubber crumb surface. There's also ample on-site parking and a fully licensed bar.